This is China,
the land of culture Over two thousand years of cool crap,
I love China because of its culture And China is the land of inventing,
Our architecture,
We have that taken from our wonderful Chinese,
temples,
I love China,
who followed my heart,
And China will live 40 years to come,
Paper,
that's China,
the thing books are made,
Of invent the crap you write on,
Gunpowder, China made that The crap that goes pew pew,
And the crap you put in bombs,
Noodles,
rice, meat and vegetables Are all a part of the Chinese diet,
Chinese food is the best frickin' thing You'll ever eat in your life,
Chow long bao,
is the crap Mother frickin' soup dumplings taste like a gift from God,
We love China,
I love China,
You know without China,
then you could not print stuff,
We make tea, silk,
toothbrushes and a lot more crap than you would think,
Mao Zedong,
the best man to have ever He led a wonderful China to liberation,
And helped the world,
like it is today Hunan is whole region,
Still beautiful like it was two thousand years ago 22,
the number of regions we have in China,
Do you love spicy food?,
It's Sichuan food,
spicy but the crap,
Unique food can be found in Tibet,
Mamas,
I love Mamas, the food you can eat in Tibet,
Culture,
we got culture,
I repeat culture,
we got culture,
Two thousand years of the best history and culture,
Englishmen, without China you guys would not have the tea you drink for breakfast,
China,
is the best when it comes to culture,
Food and inventions,
culture,
we got culture,
I repeat,
we got culture