So there's a problem with my computer?,
Yes ma'am, there has been a problem with your computer.

Let me fix it for you.

We are calling from Amazon.

Yes, oh, I'm Indian.

I pretend that I am American,
but I'm actually from Saudi Arabia,
oh yeah.

Wait, what?,
Aren't you actually from the USA?,
Shut up you stupid lady.

I'm a fucking Indian.

Let's fucking go be-,
I have a red thing on my forehead and I love cows,
cows are the best animals and I want to explode in an airplane.

Kaboom!,
Yeah,
9-11, Bin Laden and all that stuff.

Amazon,
we love hear that thing and also what is Apple?,
Only we know Samsung here.

Our English is really bad.

I'm das, he, he, I'm, he, I'm das.

Ma'am, we need you to keep us out of your four last credit card numbers.

Okay.

Why should I tell you these questions sir?,
No, I'm not Googling it sir.

And I'm not even telling you.

I don't want to tell you that.

I don't want to tell you.

I know you don't because you can't find it on Google.

I'm not here to answer these questions.

I have many I can find on Google as well.

I know, that's probably what you're trying to do.

But I don't want to do that.

I'm not here to answer these questions.

I'm not here to answer these questions.