My dog! Don't leave me here!,
My dog!,
My dog!,
Help me!,
Man, shut your bitch ass up!,
Nigga, nobody ask you nothing!,
Bitch ass, they fuck shit the fuck up!,
Why knock your fucking head off your shoulders, though?,
Bitch!,
Stupid ass bitch! Now keep your fucking horn off your chest,
nigga! Let's go gambling!,
Huh?,
Huh?,
Let's go gambling!,
There's a white guy,
a black guy, and a Chinese guy.

They're all stranded in the desert.

The white guy's got a bowl of fruit,
the black guy's got a bowl of water,
and the Chinese guy's got a car door.

They're walking.

The Chinese guy, he gets a think,
and he walks up to the white guy, and he's like,
why you got that bowl of fruit?,
He's like,
uh,
I don't know if he's noticed,
but we're in the desert.

If we get hungry,
there ain't much food around.

We got a bowl of fruit, we eat.

They're like, oh, okay, okay.

They keep on walking.

The Chinese guy gets questioning,
he walks up to the black guy,
he's like, hey, why you got that bowl of water?,
And he's like, bro, you see any water around?,
Man, if we get thirsty,
we got something to drink.

I ain't think I'm gonna get you anything to drink.

Now he's like, oh, okay, okay.

You so smart, you smart.

And then the white guy,
the black guy gets talking,
they're like, what in the fuck's this dude carrying a car door around?,
So they stop and they ask him,
yo,
what in the fuck are you carrying a car door for?,
And he's like, ah, you Americans are so stupid.

We in the desert.

If we get hot,
we gonna roll down the window.

Laugh, you piece of shit.

There's not enough crap in this house.

How do you feel when you listen to this song?,
The blue truth is very, very pale.

What did you know?,
What the hell?,
Oh my God,
no way.

Oh man,
surround me.

Who keeps fucking stepping on my rubber ducky?,
Emotional damage.

I'm naked with my kids.

I got a basket in front of my bed.

I got a basket of hands.

I got a hand it to you.

I don't know where I am.

Thank you.

my,
I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it,
chak-ka, chak-ka, chak-ka,
impressive kay-o