Oh, they just said it's casual,
they said it's cool,
Just wear your sandals,
you'll be the ride but the cool,
They ain't tellin' me about the struggle and the strife,
These sandals got me fightin' for my life,
I've stepped outside, feelin' kinda breezy Thought this summer should be make my life easy,
But two steps in,
got a rock in my soul,
Now I'm moppin' down the street like I lost control,
Straps diggin' in, leave marks on my skin,
I'm trying to stay zined,
but the rage creeps in,
On the beach in the mall,
it's just my little buzz,
Never get this fucking footwear,
Sandals make it past every single step But when I'm out here,
I'm about to lose my,
fashion over function Baby,
what's the fuss?,
When things get sure,
sandals make it cuss,
Flipped the flex, we fled to the family barbecue But they got stuck to the ground,
but they had it super cool Uncle John and Bruce will say one of those Meanwhile,
I'm just trying to save my fucking toes,
Tried the bloodier inner style,
thought I looked elite But these laces around my cap made my,
legs overheat But I'm really wise,
what they're just bringing,
me disgust And here you say,
sandals make it cuss,
Sandals make it cuss,
I can't take the coin Everything glistens,
messing with my mind,
The top dreams, but reality is rough Say I love you proud,
sandals make it cuss,
That's what it was,
right foot tight One shot,
slapping in the dead of the night,
Easy on, easy off, that's what they said But now I'm out here,
wishing I was sleek,
Guys, instead you see the fancy ones with the jewels in the fur,
I tried them too,
maybe shit for sure I'm done with the high,
now I'm calling quits,
Sandals ain't shoes, these are shoeless fits,
Took them to the water park,
thought it'd be a breeze But they're floating away,
I'm the lazy devil, jeez,
Now I'm barefoot on the concrete,
feeling a burn Why, if these things are sharp,
I'm over-learned Sandals and their wings don't even start,
They'll slide right off,
you think you're cold at heart,
And when the shadows drop,
I'll be left to discuss,
Trust me when I tell you,
sandals make it cuss,
Sandals make it cuss,
can't nobody lie Even when the cute ones hear me wanna cry,
Ropping open toes might seem like a plus So that means we now sandals make it cuss,
Ride the slides, but the cushion doesn't feel divine But after half a mile,
they tore up my spine They stopped when I walked,
they got something to prove Ice was a style when your shoes don't move,
Took a nicky once,
thought it'd test my fate I'm stuck on a trail with a broken gait All that really was ungross,
I'm a must I call it witness,
sandals make it cuss,
I try to rhyme,
and flips, flops, don't even try They'll flip off your feet,
it is strange you're nearby And those fancy designer ones don't hit me,
so I pay $300 just to feel open-minded,
My friends keep saying,
just gotta break them in But I've been breaking them in,
and they're breaking my skin They got no grip,
no soul, no trust, like I said before,
sandals make it cuss,
Before I'm on a date,
thought I'd keep it chill But they tweaked in the floor,
ruin the thrill Tried to keep my balance,
but they let me down Now gender dates got me labeled as a clown,
Even on vacation, they caused me grief Slippin' off the deck, drove me fine,
relieved You think they bring freedom,
it's all discussed Love the whole world,
no, sandals make it cuss,
Picture this, the cop-out brilliance going strong But my sandal got fired,
guess I'm where I'm wrong Got some hot fun at pool,
just to save my toes,
Now I'm wet mad,
and everyone knows They're good for the gram,
but not for my feet,
Every photo opens in the paint,
they take my advice,
y'all, it's a total bust,
They wouldn't have to show up,
sandals make it cuss,
I'm thrown away, burning up to dust No more betrayals,
no more to mistrust,
Barefoot life, baby, now that's a must Say it one more time,
sandals make it cuss,
I'm thrown away, burning up to dust