Oh, they just said it's casual,
they said it's cool,
Just wear your sandals,
you'll be the ride but the cool,
They ain't tellin' me about the struggle and the strife,
These sandals caught me fightin' for my life I've stepped outside,
feelin' kinda breezy Thought this summer's gonna make my life easy,
But two steps in got a rock in my soul,
Now I'm moppin' down the street like I lost control,
Straps diggin' in, leave marks on my skin,
I'm trying to stay zined but the rage creeps in,
On the beach in the mall,
it's just my little buzz,
I just might forget this fucking footwear,
These fresh air sandals make it cuss,
Tried to flex my sides at the family barbecue,
But they got stuck to the ground at the hot super pool,
Uncle Charlie Wilson sang one of those,
Meanwhile, I'm just trying to save my fucking toes,
Tried the bloodier inner style,
thought it looked elite,
But these voices around my calf made my loads overheat,
But I'm really wise,
what they're just doing to me disgust,
And here you say,
these sandals make it cuss Sandals can get cuss,
I can't take the grind,
Every tangoist is messing with my mind Blood,
cap, dreams, but reality is rough,
Say aloud and proud,
sandals make it cuss,
That's what the world was right foot tight One strap's knocking in the dead of the night,
Easy on, easy off, that's what they said But now I'm out here wishing I was sleep,
case instead You see the fancy ones with the jewels in the,
fur I tried them too,
maybe it should look for sure,
I'm done with the high ground car,
I quit Sandals ain't shoes,
these are shoeless fits,
Took them to the water park,
thought it'd be a breeze But they're floating away on the lazy,
veggies Now I'm barefoot on the concrete feeling a,
burn Why did these things start all over again?,
Sandals in the rain don't even start They'll slide right off you think you're cold at heart,
And when the showers drop,
I'll be left to discuss Trust me when I tell you sandals make it,
cuss,
Sandals make it cuss,
can't nobody lie Even when the cute ones make me wanna cry,
Rocking open toes might seem like a plus So that means we now sandals make it cuss,
Ride the slides with the cushion,
doesn't feel divine But after half a mile they tore,
up my spine They slapped when I walked,
they got something to prove Ice was a star when your shoes don't move,
Took a nicky once,
thought that's just my fate I'm stuck on a trail with a broken gate,
All I'm really was a gross summer must I call it witness and these make it cuss,
I try to rhyme and flips flops Don't even try,
they'll flip off your feet,
It is strange you're nearby and those fancy designer ones Don't hit me,
start to pay $300 just to feel the bargain,
My friends keep saying just gotta break them in But I've been breaking them in,
And they're breaking my skin They got no grip,
no soul, no trust Like I said before,
sandals make it cuss,
Or I'm on a date,
thought I'd keep it chill But they tweaked in the floor,
ruin the thrill Try to keep my balance but they let me down Now dirty,
it's got me labeled as a clown,
Even on vacation they caused me grief Slipping off the deck,
drove me fine, relieved Can't think they bring freedom,
it's all discussed Love the whole world,
no, sandals make it cuss,
Picture this, the cop at Grillin's going strong But my sandals caught fire,
I guess I'll wear them on,
Got some hot on the pool,
just to save my toes Now I'm wet mad and everyone knows,
They're good for the gram,
but not for my feet Every photo I'll bend into paint,
Don't take my advice,
y'all, it's a total bust They wouldn't have to show up,
sandals make it cuss,
I'm thrown away, burning up to dust No more betrayals,
the warmth of mistrust,
Barefoot life, baby, now that's a must Say it one more time,
sandals make it cuss,
I'm thrown away, burning up to dust