Ba ways.

There are children in my basement.

I kidnapped Taylor Swift and I kept her in my home.

I lectored it to Cereal and I gave her no phone.

She couldn't call her parents,
or fancy come and rescue her.

I stole her and her soul and now I can sing.

Whee!,
Mealime!,
Mealime! Mealime!,
Don't kidnap people.

I should probably say it's not a good thing to do,
but it's really easy.

And especially if it's Taylor Swift,
it's really fun.

Yes.

Let's get real here,
guys.

I don't know what to do now,
because if I let her go, she'll tell everyone.

But if I don't,
and someone finds out,
I'll get sent to prison.

So,
I've not seen my family in over three months,
because every time I have someone around,
Taylor is just yelling.

Should I just...

kill Taylor Swift?,
Well, no.

I wouldn't kill someone.

But I kidnapped someone.

So is it really that far of a reach?,
I'm gonna murder Taylor Swift.

Okay, Taylor.

I've got you some food.

It's not got poison in it.

Here you go.